nightmarebc:

my hobby is luring people into friendship

then making them hate me

Neva 4get

rnarker:

rnarker:

for every note this gets im running a mile

nevermind please no

(Source: clubpenguln, via behind1nnocent3yes)

nayx:

softincense:

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

Whoever wrote this has clearly never had good sex…
Psh. As if nachos compare.

nachos always compare you novice

you’ve clearly never had good nachos… Psh. As if sex compares.

(via sorrybenedict)

thefogfadesaway:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

just cos

(via blade-of-jewnicorn)

thelittleboywonder:

Reason why Dick amuses me is because it takes him minimal effort to show off. Like whatever he does screams ‘I’m an acrobat and I have a nice butt’ and I don’t even know.

Like even when he was batman, there was a time when he was on top of a burning car, so he did a weird back flip and landed on his motorcycle, and that kind of made me grin for a brief moment because I don’t think Bruce would’ve gotten off that car as gracefully as Dick did. 

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’

1. No they don’t

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2. Just the women?

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(via sorrybenedict)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via sassukae)

(via 6-6-sick)

lameborghini:

hamburgay:

deep in that pussy like

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john ur gay

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